About the Author

“According to Merriem-Webster, a bitch is a “a lewd or immoral woman”. In some ways, Maldita assume the role of the bitch to a whole new effin’ level! Read her rant about the mundane and makes a big deal about it. Bitch, eh? However, just like a bitchy individual, she also has — gasp! — feelings to share and thoughts to ponder. Yep, top-class bitch indeed.”

by: the_crimsonabstract

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“Hannah maldita? I don’t think so. Hannah is the sweetest person you will ever get to meet. Understanding and caring, thoughtful and sympathetic, yes that’s Hannah. A friend who will always be there to lend a listening ear, and be a shoulder to cry on and.. wait, who are we talking about again?”

by: the rebel hunt

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“It was a dark and stormy night… I was idly picking my nose, counting one booger after another when suddenly I saw an unearthly orange glow flashing on my monitor. It was a message from an emo banshee named Maldita. A fetid smell, much like a rotting flesh, wafted through the air and I fainted. Next thing I knew, she forced me to write undeserved compliments and shitload of sunshiny bullcrap my cute but tired brain can come up with over and over again. To make the long story short, I’m in literary hell. Help…me… must.. not… faint… I… *toink*”

by: the blindrage

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“I know. Girls using names that refer to them as bitches is a trend that’s gotten way overboard and overdone. Maldita however is an exemption. Messing with this girl is like putting Bjork in a room full of reporters – it’ll be a disaster waiting to happen.

Read her blogs and get a glimpse of a mind worthy of being called cynical, to say the least.

I wish I could lie to you guys some more but I just hate it when I’m just being forced to write something out of my own free will. If Maldita however decides to treat me to a drink or two then I’ll be more than happy to tell you more about this amazing person.”

by: digitaldaydream